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For the most part, I have no idea whether the stories in this collection are really true or not. However, I believe they are still great to read anyway. I believe they could have happened. Thank you to Sharon, Kerrie, Gary, Karen, Julie, and others who have passed these on to me. Now I pass them on to you... Enjoy!
LESSONS OF LIFE
Lord, help me to remember...
Humility is the lesson,
Life is the classroom,
All people are my teachers,
And class is never over.
Sheila Price
INSPIRATIONAL
Why are We at War with Iraq?
Teddy's Story
Wisdom of Love
Truly Rich
I Went to a Party, Mom
Two Babes in a Manger
Does God Still Speak to Us?
Clean Blood
If you're a "homemaker" read
this!
Faith to move mountains
Soccer Story
Letter to Santa
The Perfect Mistake
Something for Stevie
No offense, Santa
True Spirit of Giving
This Will Give you Chills - NEW!
HUMOROUS
Things we should learn from dogs
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INSPIRATIONAL STORIES:
Mother's father worked as a carpenter. On this particular day, he was
building some crates for the clothes his church was sending to some orphanage in
China. On his way home, he reached into his shirt pocket to find his glasses,
but they were gone. When he mentally replayed his earlier actions, he realized
what happened; the glasses had slipped out of his pocket unnoticed and fallen
into one of the crates, which he had nailed shut. His brand new glasses were
heading for China!
The Great Depression was at its height and Grandpa had six children.
He had spent $20 for those glasses that very morning. He was upset by the
thought of having to buy another pair. "It's not fair," he told God as
he drove home in frustration. "I've been very faithful in giving of my time
and money to your work, and now this."
Several months later, the director of the orphanage was on furlough in the
United States. He wanted to visit all the churches that supported him in China,
so he came to speak one Sunday at my grandfather's small church in Chicago. The
missionary began by thanking the people for their faithfulness in supporting the
orphanage. "But most of all," he said, "I must thank you for the
glasses you sent last year. You see, the Communists had just swept through the
orphanage, destroying everything, including my glasses. I was desperate. Even if
I had the money, there was simply no way of replacing those glasses. Along with
not being able to see well, I experienced headaches every day, so my coworkers
and I were much in prayer about this. Then your crates arrived. When my staff
removed the covers, they found a pair of glasses lying on top."
The missionary paused long enough to let his words sink in. Then, still gripped
with the wonder of it all, he continued, "Folks, when I tried on the
glasses, it was as though they had been custom-made just for me! I want to thank
you for being a part of that."
The people listened, happy for the miraculous glasses. But the missionary surely
must have confused their church with another, they thought. There were no
glasses on their list of items to be sent overseas.
But, sitting quietly in the back, with tears streaming down his face, an
ordinary carpenter realized the Master Carpenter had used him in an
extraordinary way.
Unknown
I was watching some little kids play soccer. These kids were only five or six
years old, but they were playing a real game - a serious game.
Two teams, complete with coaches, uniforms, and parents. I didn't know any of
them, so I as able to enjoy the game without the distraction of being anxious
about winning or losing - I wished the parents and coaches could have done the
same. The teams were pretty evenly matched. I will just call them Team One and
Team Two. Nobody scored in the first period. The kids were hilarious.
They were clumsy and terribly inefficient. They fell over their own feet, they
stumbled over the ball, they kicked at the ball and missed it but they didn't
seem to care. They were having fun.
In the second quarter, the Team One coach pulled out what must have been his
first team and put in the scrubs, except for his best player who now guarded the
goal. The game took a dramatic turn. I guess winning is important even when
you're five years old-because the Team Two coach left his best players in, and
the Team One scrubs were no match for them. Team Two swarmed around the little
guy who was now the Team One goalie. He was an outstanding athlete, but he was
no match for three or four who were also very good. Team Two began to score. The
lone goalie gave it everything he had, recklessly throwing his body in front of
incoming balls, trying valiantly to stop them. Team Two scored two goals in
quick succession. It infuriated the young boy. He became a raging
maniac-shouting, running, diving. With all the stamina he could muster, he
covered the boy who now had the ball, but that boy kicked it to another boy
twenty feet away, and by the time he repositioned himself, it was too late-they
scored a third goal.
I soon learned who the goalie's parents were. They were nice, decent-looking
people. I could tell that his dad had just come from the office. He still had
his suit and tie on. They yelled encouragement to their son. I became totally
absorbed, watching the boy on the field and his parents on the sidelines. After
the third goal, the little kid changed. He could see it was no use; he couldn't
stop them. He didn't quit, but he became quietly desperate.
Futility was written all over him. His father changed too. He had been urging
his son to try harder - yelling advice and encouragement. But then he changed.
He became anxious. He tried to say that it was okay - to hang in there. He
grieved for the pain his son was feeling.
After the fourth goal, I knew what was going to happen. I've seen it before. The
little boy needed help so badly, and there was no help to be had. He retrieved
the ball from the net and handed it to the referee - and then he cried. He just
stood there while huge tears rolled down both cheeks.
He went to his knees and put his fists to his eyes - and he cried the tears of
the helpless and brokenhearted.
When the boy went to his knees, I saw the father start onto the field.
His wife clutched his arm and said, "Jim, don't. You'll embarrass
him."
But he tore loose from her and ran onto the field. He wasn't supposed to - the
game was still in progress. Suit, tie, dress shoes, and all - he charged onto
the field, and he picked up his son so everybody would know that this was his
boy, and he hugged him and held him and cried with him. I've never been so proud
of a man in my life.
He carried him off the field, and when he got close to the sidelines I heard him
say, "Scotty, I'm so proud of you. You were great out there. I want
everybody to know that you are my son."
"Daddy," the boy sobbed, "I couldn't stop them. I tried, Daddy, I
tried and tried, and they scored on me."
"Scotty, it doesn't matter how many times they scored on you. You're my
son, and I'm proud of you. I want you to go back out there and finish the game.
I know you want to quit, but you can't. And, son, you're going to get scored on
again, but it doesn't matter. Go on, now." It made a difference. I could
tell it did.
When you're all alone, and you're getting scored on - and you can't stop them -
it means a lot to know that it doesn't matter to those who love you.
The little guy ran back on to the field - and they scored two more times but it
was okay.
I get scored on every day. I try so hard. I recklessly throw my body in every
direction. I fume and rage. I struggle with temptation and sin with every ounce
of my being - and Satan laughs. And he scores again, and the tears come, and I
go to my knees - sinful, convicted, helpless. And my Father - my Father rushes
right out on the field - right in front of the whole crowd - the whole jeering,
laughing world - and he picks me up, and he hugs me and he says, "I'm so
proud of you. You were great out there. I want everybody to know that you are my
son (daughter). Now go back out there, get back in the game, but know that I am
with you in your time of trouble, and I will never leave you. "CAST ALL
YOUR ANXIETIES ON HIM, BECAUSE HE CARES FOR YOU." 1 Peter 5:7
A small congregation in the foothills of the Great Smokies built a new
sanctuary on a piece of land willed to them by a church member. Ten days before
the new church was to open, the local building inspector informed the pastor
that the parking lot was inadequate for the size of the building. Until the
church doubled the size of the parking lot, they would not be able to use the
new sanctuary.
Unfortunately, the church with its undersized parking lot had used every inch of
their land except for the mountain against which it had been built. In order to
build more parking spaces, they would have to move the mountain out of the back
yard.
Undaunted, the pastor announced the next Sunday morning that he would meet that
evening with all members who had "mountain-moving faith". They would
hold a prayer session asking God to remove the mountain from the back yard and
to somehow provide enough money to have it paved and painted before the
scheduled opening dedication service the following week.
At the appointed time, 24 of the congregation's 300 members assembled for
prayer. They prayed for nearly three hours. At ten o'clock the pastor said the
final "Amen". "We'll open next Sunday as scheduled," he
assured everyone. "God has never let us down before, and I believe He will
be faithful this time too."
The next morning as he was working in his study there came a loud knock at his
door. When he called "come in", a rough looking construction foreman
appeared, removing his hard hat as he entered.
"Excuse me, Reverend. I'm from Acme Construction Company over in the next
county. We're building a huge new shopping mall over there and we need some fill
dirt. Would you be willing to sell us a chunk of that mountain behind the
church? We'll pay you for the dirt we remove and pave all the exposed area free
of charge, if we can have it right away. We can't do anything else until we get
the dirt in and allow it to settle properly."
The little church was dedicated the next Sunday as originally planned and there
were far more members with "mountain-moving faith" on opening Sunday
than there had been the previous week!
Unknown
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A few months ago, when I was picking up the children at school, another
mother I knew well rushed p to me. Emily was fuming with indignation.
"Do you know what you and I are?" she demanded.
Before I could answer - and I didn't really have one handy - she blurted out the
reason for her question. It seemed she had just returned from renewing her
driver's license at the County Clerk's office. Asked by the woman recorder to
state her "occupation," Emily had hesitated, uncertain how to classify
herself.
"What I mean is," explained the recorder, "Do you have a job, or
are you just a ......?"
"Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a mother."
"We don't list 'mother' as an occupation...'housewife covers it," said
the recorder emphatically.
I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation,
this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised,
efficient, and possessed of a high-sounding title, like "Official
Interrogator" or "Town Registrar."
"And what is your occupation?" she probed.
What made me say it, I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm....a
Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations."'
The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair, and looked up as though she
had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly, emphasizing the most
significant words. Then I stared with wonder as my pompous pronouncement was
written in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.'
"Might I ask," said the clerk with new interest, "just what you
do in your field?"'
Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, "I
have a continuing program of research (what mother doesn't) in the laboratory
and in the field (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working for
my Masters (the whole darned family) and already have four credits (all
daughters).'
Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities (any mother
care to disagree?) and I often work 14 hours a day (24 is more like it). But the
job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are in
satisfaction rather than just money."'
There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed
the form, stood up, and personally ushered me to the door.'
As I drove into our driveway buoyed up by my glamorous new career, I was greeted
by my lab assistants---age 13, 7, and 3. And upstairs, I could hear our new
experimental model (six months) in the child-development program, testing out a
new vocal pattern.'
I felt triumphant. I had scored a beat on bureaucracy. And I had gone down on
the official records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind
than "just another......"'
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Lisa's note: Other titles I've heard, and used :) are: domestic engineer, and
also futures investor (investing in the future of the world- through my
children).
The day is over, you are driving home. You tune in your radio. You hear a
little blurb about a little village in India where some villagers have died
suddenly, strangely, of a flu that has never been seen before. It's not
influenza, but three or four fellows are dead, and it's kind of interesting.
They're sending some doctors over there to investigate it.
You don't think much about it, but on Sunday, coming home from church, you hear
another radio spot. Only they say it's not three villagers, it's 30,000
villagers in the back hills of this particular area of India, and it's on TV
that night. CNN runs a little blurb; people are heading there from the disease
center in Atlanta because this disease strain has never been seen before.
By Monday morning when you getup, it's the lead story. For it's not just India;
it's Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and before you know it, you're hearing this
story everywhere and they have coined it now as "the mystery flu". The
President has made some comment that he and everyone are praying and hoping that
all will go well over there. But everyone is wondering, "How are we going
to contain it?"
That's when the President of France makes an announcement that shocks Europe. He
is closing their borders. No flights from India, Pakistan, or any of the
countries where this thing has been seen. That night you are watching a little
bit of CNN before going to bed. Your jaw hits your chest when a weeping woman is
translated from a French news program into English: "There's a man lying in
a hospital in Paris dying of the mystery flu. "It has come to Europe. Panic
strikes. As best they can tell, once you get it, you have it for a week and you
don't know it. Then you have four days of unbelievable symptoms. Then you die.
Britain closes it's borders, but it's too late... South Hampton, Liverpool,
North Hampton.
It's Tuesday morning when the President of the United States makes the following
announcement: "Due to a national security risk, all flights to and from
Europe and Asia have been canceled. If your loved ones are overseas, I'm sorry.
They cannot come back until we find a cure for this thing." Within four
days our nation has been plunged into an unbelievable fear. People are selling
little masks for your face. People are talking about what if it comes to this
country, and preachers on Tuesday are saying, "It's the scourge of
God."
It's Wednesday night and you are at a church prayer meeting when somebody runs
in from the parking lot and says, "Turn on a radio, turn on a radio."
While the church listens to a little transistor radio with a microphone stuck up
to it, the announcement is made," Two women are lying in a Long Island
hospital dying from the mystery flu." Within hours it seems, this thing
just sweeps across the country. People are working around the clock trying to
find an antidote. Nothing is working. California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida,
Massachusetts. It's as though it's just sweeping in from the borders.
Then, all of a sudden the news comes out. The code has been broken. A cure can
be found. A vaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebody who
hasn't been infected, and so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, through all
those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simple
thing: "Go to your downtown hospital and have your blood type taken. That's
all we ask of you. When you hear the sirens go off in your neighborhood, please
make your way quickly, quietly, and safely to the hospitals."
Sure enough, when you and your family get down there late on that Friday night,
there is a long line, and they've got nurses and doctors coming out and pricking
fingers and taking blood and putting labels on it. Your wife and your kids are
out there, and they take your blood type and they say, "Wait here in the
parking lot and if we don't call your name, you can be dismissed and go
home." You stand around scared with your neighbors, wondering what in the
world is going on, and that this is the end of the world. Suddenly a young man
comes running out of the hospital screaming. He's yelling a name and waving a
clipboard. What? He yells it again!
And your son tugs on your jacket and says, "Daddy, that's me."
Before you know it, they have grabbed your boy. "Wait a minute, hold
it!"
And they say, "It's okay, his blood is clean. His blood is pure. We want to
make sure he doesn't have the disease. We think he has got the right type."
Five tense minutes later, out come the doctors and nurses, crying and hugging
one another some are even laughing. It's the first time you have seen anybody
laugh in a week, and an old doctor walks up to you and says, "Thank you,
sir. Your son's blood type is perfect. It's clean, it is pure, and we can make
the vaccine."
As the word begins to spread all across that parking lot full of folks, people
are screaming and praying and laughing and crying. But then the gray-haired
doctor pulls you and your wife aside and says, "May we see you for a
moment? We didn't realize that the donor would be a minor and we need we need
you to sign a consent form."
You begin to sign and then you see that the box showing the number of pints of
blood to be taken is empty. "H-h-h-how many pints?"
And that is when the old doctor's smile fades and he says, "We had no idea
it would be a little child. We weren't prepared. We need it all!"
"But but..." "You don't understand. We are talking about the
world here. Please sign. We - we need it all - we need it all!"
"But can't you give him a transfusion?"
"If we had clean blood we would. Can you sign? Would you sign?"
In numb silence you do. Then they say, "Would you like to have a moment
with him before we begin?"
Can you walk back? Can you walk back to that room where he sits on a table
saying, "Daddy? Mommy? What's going on?"
Can you take his hands and say, "Son, your mommy and I love you, and we
would never ever let anything happen to you that didn't just have to be. Do you
understand that?"
And when that old doctor comes back in and says, "I'm sorry, we've - we've
got to get started. People all over the world are dying."
Can you leave? Can you walk out while he is saying, "Dad? Mom? Dad? Why -
why have you forsaken me?"
And then next week, when they have the ceremony to honor your son, and some
folks sleep through it, and some folks don't even come because they go to the
lake, and some folks come with a pretentious smile and just pretend to care.
Would you want to jump up and say, "MY SON DIED! DON'T YOU CARE?"
Is that what God is saying? "MY SON DIED. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I
CARE?"
Father, seeing it from your eyes breaks our hearts. Maybe now we begin to
comprehend the great love you have for us. Amen.
Author Anonymous
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In 1994, two Americans answered an invitation from the Russian Department of
Education to teach morals and ethics (based on biblical principles) in the
public schools. They were invited to teach at prisons, businesses, the fire and
police departments and a large orphanage. About 100 boys and girls who had been
abandoned, abused, and left in the care of a government-run program were in the
orphanage. They relate the following story in their own words:
It was nearing the holiday season, 1994, time for our orphans to hear, for the
first time, the traditional story of Christmas. We told them about Mary and
Joseph arriving in Bethlehem. Finding no room in the inn, the couple went to a
stable, where the baby Jesus was born and placed in a manger.
Throughout the story, the children and orphanage staff sat in amazement as they
listened. Some sat on the edges of their stools, trying to grasp every word.
Completing the story, we gave the children three small pieces of cardboard to
make a crude manger. Each child was given a small paper square, cut from yellow
napkins I had brought with me. No colored paper was available in the city.
Following instructions, the children tore the paper and carefully laid strips in
the manger for straw. Small squares of flannel, cut from a worn-out nightgown an
American lady was throwing away as she left Russia, were used for the baby's
blanket. A doll-like baby was cut from tan felt we had brought from the United
States.
The orphans were busy assembling their manger as I walked among them to see if
they needed any help. All went well until I got to one table where little Misha
sat. He looked to be about 6 years old and had finished his project. As I looked
at the little boy's manger, was startled to see not one, but two babies in the
manger.
Quickly, I called for the translator to ask the lad why there were two babies in
the manger. Crossing his arms in front of him and looking at this completed
manger scene, the child began to repeat the story very seriously. For such a
young boy, who had only heard the Christmas story once, he related the
happenings accurately-until he came to the part where Mary put the baby Jesus in
the manger. Then Misha started to ad-lib. He made up his own ending to the story
as he said,
We all know that Santa is a lot of fun, but consider the
following:
Santa lives at the North Pole... Jesus is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh... Jesus walks on water.
Santa comes but once a year... Jesus is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies... Jesus supplies all of your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited... Jesus stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited.
You have to wait in line to see Santa... Jesus is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap... Jesus lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi,
little boy or little girl... "Jesus knew your name before you did. He knows
your history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on your head.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly... Jesus has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is "HO, HO, HO..." Jesus offers help, hope and eternal life. Santa says, "You better not cry..." Jesus says, "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."
Santa's little helpers make toys... Jesus makes lives new, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle... but Jesus gives you joy that is your strength.
While Santa puts gifts under your tree... Jesus became a gift and died on a tree, and through His resurrection, wants to set you free!
I tried not to be biased in hiring a handicapped person, but his placement
counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. I had never had a
mentally-handicapped employee, and I wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how
my customers would react to Stevie.
He was short, a little dumpy, and had the smooth facial features and
thick-tongued speech of Down Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker
customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the
meat loaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. The four-wheeler drivers
were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the
yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of
catching some dreaded "truckstop germ;" the pairs of white-shirted
business men on expense accounts (who think every truckstop waitress wants to be
flirted with); I knew those people would be uncomfortable around Stevie so I
closely watched him for the first few weeks. I shouldn't have worried.
After the first week, Stevie had my staff wrapped around his stubby little
finger, and within a month my truck regulars had adopted him as their official
truckstop mascot. After that, I really didn't care what the rest of the
customers thought of him.
He was like a 21-year-old in blue jeans and Nikes, eager to laugh and eager to
please, but fierce in his attention to his duties. Every salt and pepper shaker
was exactly in its place, not a bread crumb or coffee spill was visible when
Stevie got done with the table. Our only problem was convincing him to wait to
clean a table until after customers were finished. He would hover in the
background, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, scanning the dining
room until a table was empty. Then he would scurry to the empty table and
carefully bus the dishes and glasses onto a cart and meticulously wipe the table
up with a practiced flourish of his rag. If he thought a customer was watching,
his brow would pucker with added concentration. He took pride in doing his job
exactly right, and you had to love how hard he tried to please each and every
person he met.
Over time, we learned that he lived with his mother, a widow who was disabled
after repeated surgeries for cancer. They lived on their Social Security
benefits in public housing two miles from the truckstop. Their social worker,
who stopped to check on him every so often, admitted they had fallen between the
cracks. Money was tight, and what I paid him was probably the difference between
them being able to live together and Stevie being sent to a group home.
That's why the restaurant was a gloomy place that morning last August, the first
morning in three years that Stevie had missed work. He was At the Mayo Clinic in
Rochester getting a new valve or something put in his heart. His social worker
said that people with Down Syndrome often had heart problems at an early age so
this wasn't unexpected, and there was a good chance he would come through the
surgery in good shape and be back at work in a few months.
A ripple of excitement ran through the staff later that morning when word came
that he was out of surgery, in recovery and doing fine. Frannie, my head
waitress, let out a war whoop and did a little dance in the aisle when she heard
the good news. Belle Ringer, one of our regular trucker customers, stared at the
sight of the 50-year-old grandmother of four doing a victory shimmy beside his
table. Frannie blushed, smoothed her apron and shot Belle Ringer a withering
look. He grinned. "OK, Frannie, what was that all about?" he asked.
"We just got word that Stevie is out of surgery and going to be okay."
"I was wondering where he was. I had a new joke to tell him. What was the
surgery about?"
Frannie quickly told Belle Ringer and the other two drivers sitting at his booth
about Stevie's surgery, then sighed. "Yeah, I'm glad he is going to be
OK," she said, "but I don't know how he and his mom are going to
handle all the bills. From what I hear, they're barely getting by as it
is." Belle Ringer nodded thoughtfully, and Frannie hurried off to wait on
the rest of her tables.
Since I hadn't had time to round up a busboy to replace Stevie and really didn't
want to replace him, the girls were busing their own tables that day until we
decided what to do. After the morning rush, Frannie walked into my office. She
had a couple of paper napkins in her hand a funny look on her face. "What's
up?" I asked.
"I didn't get that table where Belle Ringer and his friends were sitting
cleared off after they left, and Pony Pete and Tony Tipper were sitting there
when I got back to clean it off," she said. "This was folded and
tucked under a coffee cup," She handed the napkin to me, and three
twenty-dollar bills fell onto my desk when I opened it. On the outside, in big,
bold letters, was printed "Something For Stevie".
"Pony Pete asked me what that was all about," she said, "so I
told him about Stevie and his mom and everything, and Pete looked at Tony and
Tony looked at Pete, and they ended up giving me this." She handed me
another paper napkin that had "Something For Stevie" scrawled on its
outside. Two $50 bills were tucked within its folds. Frannie looked at me with
wet, shiny eyes, shook her head and said simply "Truckers."
That was three months ago. Today is Thanksgiving, the first day Stevie is
supposed to be back to work. His placement worker said he's been counting the
days until the doctor said he could work, and it didn't matter at all that it
was a holiday. He called 10 times in the past week, making sure we knew he was
coming, fearful that we had forgotten him or that his job was in jeopardy. I
arranged to have his mother bring him to work, met them in the parking lot, and
invited them both to celebrate his day back. Stevie was thinner and paler, but
couldn't stop grinning as he pushed through the doors and headed for the back
room where his apron and busing cart were waiting.
"Hold up there, Stevie, not so fast," I said. I took him and his
mother by their arms. "Work can wait for a minute. To celebrate your coming
back, breakfast for you and your mother is on me."
I led them toward a large corner booth at the rear of the room. I could feel and
hear the rest of the staff following behind as we marched through the dining
room. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw booth after booth of grinning truckers
empty and join the procession. We stopped in front of the big table. Its surface
was covered with coffee cups, saucers and dinner plates, all sitting slightly
crooked on dozens of folded paper napkins.
"First thing you have to do, Stevie, is clean up this mess," I said. I
tried to sound stern. Stevie looked at me, and then at his mother, then pulled
out one of the napkins. It had "Something for Stevie" printed on the
outside. As he picked it up, two $10 bills fell onto the table. Stevie stared at
the money, then at all the napkins peeking from beneath the tableware, each with
his name printed or scrawled on it.
I turned to his mother. "There's more than $10,000 in cash and checks on
that table, all from truckers and trucking companies that heard about your
problems. Happy Thanksgiving."
Well, it got real noisy about that time, with everybody hollering and shouting,
and there were a few tears, as well. But you know what's funny? While everybody
else was busy shaking hands and hugging each other, Stevie, with a big, big
smile on his face, was busy clearing all the cups and dishes from the table.
Best worker I ever hired.
Author Unknown
A young man had been to Wednesday night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared
about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help
but wonder, "Does God still speak to people?" After service he went
out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several
different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways. It was about
ten o'clock when the young man started driving home.
Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, "God... If you still speak to
people speak to me, I will listen. I will do my best to obey."
As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought, stop
and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, "God is that
you?" He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the
thought, buy a gallon of milk. The young man thought about Samuel and how he
didn't recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli. "Okay,
God, in case that is you, I will buy the milk." It didn't seem like too
hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased
the gallon of milk and started off toward home.
As he passed Seventh street, he again felt the urge, "Turn down that
street." This is crazy he thought and drove on pass the intersection.
Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh street. At the next
intersection, he turned back and headed down seventh street. Half jokingly, he
said out loud, "Okay, God, I will". He drove several blocks, when
suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked
around. He was in a semi-commercial area of town.
It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either. The
businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were
already in bed. Again, he sensed something, "Go and give the milk to the
people in the house across the street." The young man looked at the house.
It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already
asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat.
"Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they
are going to be mad and I will look stupid." Again, he felt like he should
go and give the milk. Finally, he opened the door, "Okay God, if this is
you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look
like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for
something but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here."
He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside.
A man's voice yelled out, "Who is it? What do you want?" Then the door
opened before the young man could get away. The man was standing there in his
jeans and t-shirt. He looked like he just got out of bed. He had a strange look
on his face and he didn't seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his
doorstep. "What is it?"
The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, "Here, I brought this to
you." The man took the milk and rushed down a hall way speaking loudly in
Spanish. Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk toward the
kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying. The man
had tears streaming down his face. The man began speaking and half crying,
"We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of
money. We didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God
to show me how to get some milk."
His wife in the kitchen yelled out, "I asked him to send an Angel with
some... Are you an Angel?" The young man reached into his wallet and pulled
out all the money he had on him and put in the man's hand. He turned and walked
back toward his car and the tears were streaming down his face. He knew that God
still answers prayers and that God still speaks to His people.
If you are still uncertain whether God speaks to people, do like the young man
did in the story, sincerely ask God... "If you still speak to people, speak
to me, I will listen. I will do my best to obey."
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and
studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He
looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with
the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida
library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the
words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft
handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the
book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time
and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a
letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was
shipped overseas for service in World War II.
During the next year and one-month the two grew to know each other through the
mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding.
Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really
cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like. When the day finally came for
him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 PM at the
Grand Central Station in New York. "You'll recognize me," she wrote,
"by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in
the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never
seen.
I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young woman was coming toward
me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her
delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle
firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I
started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a
rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my
way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to
her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the
girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She
was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low- heeled shoes. The
girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in
two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the
woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own. And there she
stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm
and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue
leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love,
but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a
friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.
I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even
though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment.
"I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad
you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?" The woman's face broadened
into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she
answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she
begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out
to dinner, I should go and tell you that she is waiting for you in the big
restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"
It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true
nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive. "Tell me
whom you love," Houssaye wrote, "And I will tell you who you
are."
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THIS WILL GIVE YOU CHILLS
People always say how mean kids can be, never how nice they can be.
This story will either make you cry, give you cold chills or just leave
you cold, but it puts life into perspective!
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled
children, the father of one of the school's students delivered a speech
that would never be forgotten by all that attended.
After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a
question. "Everything God does is done with perfection. Yet, my son
Shay cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand
things as other children do.
"Where is God's plan reflected in my son?" The audience was stilled by
the query. The father continued. "I believe," the father answered, "that
when God brings a child like Shay into the world, an opportunity to
realize the Divine Plan presents itself and it comes in the way people
treat that child."
Then, he told the following story:
Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew
were playing baseball Shay asked, "Do you think they will let me play?"
Shay's father knew that the boys would not want him on their team.
But the father understood that if his son were allowed to play, it
would give him much-needed sense of belonging. Shay's father approached
one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play.
The boy looked around for guidance from his teammates. Getting none, he
took matters into his own hands and said, "We are losing by six runs,
and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and
we'll try to put him up to bat in the ninth inning."
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but
was still behind by three. At the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a
glove and played in the outfield. Although no hits came his way, he was
obviously ecstatic just to be on the field, grinning from ear to ear as
his father waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was
on base. Shay was scheduled to be the next at-bat. Would the team
actually let Shay bat at this juncture and give away their chance to win
the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat.
Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't
even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher moved a few steps
to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make
contact. The first p itch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The
pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly toward
Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground
ball to the pitcher. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could
easily have thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been
out and that would have ended the game. Instead, the pitcher took the
ball and threw it on a high arc to right field, far beyond reach of the
first baseman.
Everyone started yelling, "Shay, run to first, run to first."
Never in his life had Shay ever made it to first base He scampered down
the baseline, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, "run to second,
run to second!" By the time Shay was rounding first base, the right
fielder had the ball. He could have thrown the ball to the second
baseman for a tag. But the right fielder understood what the pitcher's
intentions had been, so he threw the ball high and far over the third
bas eman's head. Shay ran towards second base as the runners
ahead of him deliriously circled the bases towards home. As Shay
reached second base, the opposing shortstop ran to him, turned him in
the direction of third base, and shouted, "run to third!" As Shay
rounded third, the boys from both teams were screaming, "Shay! Run
home!" Shay ran home, stepped on home plate and was cheered as the hero
for hitting a "grand slam" and winning the game for his team.
"That day," said the father softly with tears now rolling down his
face, the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of the Divine Plan
into this world."
And now, a footnote to the story:
The person who sent this to you believes that we can all make a
difference. We all have dozens of opportunities a day to help realize
God's plan.
So many seemingly trivial interactions between people present us with a
choice; do we pass along a spark of the Divine-love that God gives to us
every day? Or do we pass up that opportunity and leave the world a bit
colder in the process?
I'll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Ocy 12, and my
older sister Darlene 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us
knew what it was to do without many things. My dad had died 5 years before,
leaving Mom with seven school kids to raise and no money. By 1946 my older
sisters were married, and my brothers had left home.
A month before Easter, the pastor of our church announced that a special Easter
offering would be taken to help a poor family. He asked everyone to save and
give sacrificially. When we got home, we talked about what we could do. We
decided to buy 50 pounds of potatoes and live on them for a month. This would
allow us to save $20 of our grocery money for the offering. Then we thought that
if we kept our electric lights turned out as much as possible and didn't listen
to the radio, we'd save money on that month's electric bill. Darlene got as many
house and yard cleaning jobs as possible, and both of us baby sat for everyone
we could. For 15 cents, we could buy enough cotton loops to make three pot
holders to sell for $1. We made $20 on pot holders.
That month was one of the best of our lives. Every day we counted the money to
see how much we had saved. At night we'd sit in the dark and talk about how the
poor family was going to enjoy having the money the church would give them. We
had about 80 people in church, so we figured that whatever amount of money we
had to give, the offering would surely be 20 times that much. After all, every
Sunday the Pastor had reminded everyone to save for the sacrificial offering.
The day before Easter, Ocy and I walked to the grocery store and got the manager
to give us three crisp $20 bills and one $10 bill for all our change. We ran all
the way home to show Mom and Darlene. We had never had so much money before.
That night we were so excited we could hardly sleep. We didn't care that we
wouldn't have new clothes for Easter; we had $70 for the sacrificial offering.
We could hardly wait to get to church!
On Sunday morning, rain was pouring. We didn't own an umbrella, and the church
was over a mile from our home, but it didn't seem to matter how wet we got.
Darlene had cardboard in her shoes to fill the holes. The cardboard came apart,
and her feet got wet. But we sat in church proudly. I heard some teenagers
talking about the Smith girls having on their old dresses. I looked at them in
their new clothes, and I felt so rich. When the sacrificial offering was taken,
we were sitting on the second row from the front. Mom put in the $10 bill, and
each of us girls put in a $20.
As we walked home after church, we sang all the way. At lunch Mom had a surprise
for us. She had bought a dozen eggs, and we had boiled Easter eggs with our
fried potatoes! Late that afternoon the minister drove up in his car. Mom went
to the door, talked with him for a moment, and then came back with an envelope
in her hand. We asked what it was, but she didn't say a word. She opened the
envelope and out fell a bunch of money. There were three crisp $20 bills, one
$10 and seventeen $1. Mom put the money back in the envelope. We didn't talk,
just sat and stared at the floor. We had gone from feeling like millionaires to
feeling like poor white trash.
We kids had such a happy life that we felt sorry for anyone who didn't have our
mom and dad for parents and a house full of brothers and sisters and other kids
visiting constantly. We thought it was fun to share silverware and see whether
we got the fork or the spoon that night. We had two knives which we passed
around to whoever needed them. I knew we didn't have a lot of things that other
people had, but I'd never thought we were poor. That Easter Day I found out we
were. The minister had brought us the money for the poor family, so we must be
poor.
I didn't like being poor. I looked at my dress and worn-out shoes and felt so
ashamed that I didn't want to go back to church. Everyone there probably already
knew we were poor! I thought about school. I was in the ninth grade and at the
top of my class of over 100 students. I wondered if the kids at school knew we
were poor. I decided I could quit school since I had finished the eighth grade.
That was all the law required at that time. We sat in silence for a long time.
Then it got dark, and we went to bed. All that week, we girls went to school and
came home, and no one talked much. Finally on Saturday, Mom asked us what we
wanted to do with the money. What did poor people do with money? We didn't know.
We'd never known we were poor.
We didn't want to go to church on Sunday, but Mom said we had to. Although it
was a sunny day, we didn't talk on the way. Mom started to sing, but no one
joined in, and she only sang one verse. At church we had a missionary speaker.
He talked about how churches in Africa made buildings out of sun-dried bricks,
but they need money to buy roofs. He said $100 would put a roof on a church. The
minister said, "Can't we all sacrifice to help these poor people?"
We looked at each other and smiled for the first time in a week. Mom reached
into her purse and pulled out the envelope. She passed it to Darlene. Darlene
gave it to me, and I handed it to Ocy. Ocy put it in the offering. When the
offering was counted, the minister announced that it was a little over $100. The
missionary was excited. He hadn't expected such a large offering from our small
church. He said, "You must have some rich people in this church."
Suddenly it struck us! We had given $87 of that "little over $100." We
were the rich family in the church! Hadn't the missionary said so? From that day
on I've never been poor again. I've always remembered how rich I am because I
have Jesus.
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So a related verse of the week is Matthew 6:19-21:
"Do not lay up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust
destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But lay up for yourselves
treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys, and where thieves do
not break in or steal; for where your treasure is, there will your heart be
also."
This is a true story. It is worth your time reading.
Jean Thompson stood in front of her fifth-grade class on the very first day of
school and told the children a lie. Like most teachers, she looked at her pupils
and said that she loved each of them the same, and that she would treat them all
alike. That was impossible because there in front of her, slumped in his seat in
the third row, was a little boy name Teddy Stoddard.
Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed he didn't play well
with the other children, that his clothes were unkempt and that he constantly
needed a bath. And Teddy was unpleasant. It got to the point during the first
few months that she would actually take delight in marking his papers with a
broad red pen, making bold X's and then highlighting the "F" at the
top of the paper biggest of all.
Because Teddy was a sullen little boy, no one else seemed to enjoy him either.
At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each
child's records and delayed Teddy's until last. When she opened his file, she
found a surprise.
His first-grade teacher had written, "Teddy is a bright, inquisitive child
with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners. He is a joy to
be around." His second-grade teacher had penned, "Teddy is an
excellent student, well-liked by all his classmates, but he is troubled because
his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle." His
third-grade teacher had noted, "Teddy continues to work hard but his
mother's death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best; but his father
doesn't show much interest and his home life will soon affect him if some steps
aren't taken."
Teddy's fourth-grade teacher had commented, "Teddy is withdrawn and doesn't
show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and often falls
asleep in class. He is tardy and could become a more serious problem."
By now Mrs. Thompson realized the extent of the problem, but Christmas was
coming fast. It was all she could do, with the school play and all, until the
day before the holidays began and she was suddenly forced to focus again on
Teddy Stoddard. Her children brought her presents, all in beautiful ribbon and
bright paper, except Teddy's, which was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown
paper of a scissored grocery bag.
Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of
the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of
the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of cologne.
She stifled the children's laughter while she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet
was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume behind the other wrist.
Teddy Stoddard stayed behind after class just long enough to say, "Mrs.
Thompson, today you smelled just like my mom used to."
After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that very day, she
quit teaching reading, and writing, and speaking. Instead she began to teach
children.
Jean Thompson paid particular attention to one they all called,
"Teddy." As she worked with him his mind seemed to come alive. The
more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. On those days when there would
be an important test, Mrs. Thompson would remember that cologne. By the end of
the year he had become one of the highest achieving children in the class. He
had also somewhat become the "pet" of that teacher who had once vowed
to love all of her children exactly the same.
A year later she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling her that of
all the teachers he'd had in elementary school, she was his favorite. Six years
went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had
finished high school, third in his class, and she was still his favorite teacher
of all time.
Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been
tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would graduate
from college with the highest of honors. He assured Mrs. Thompson she was still
his favorite teacher. Four more years passed and yet another letter came. This
time he explained that after he got his bachelor's degree, he decided to go a
little further. The letter explained that she was still his favorite teacher but
that now his name was a little longer. The letter was signed, "Theodore F.
Stoddard, M.D."
The story doesn't end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring.
Teddy said he'd met this girl and was to be married. He explained that his
father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson
might agree to sit in the pew usually reserved for the mother of the groom. And
on that day, she wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing.
And on that special day, Jean Thompson smelled just like the way Teddy
remembered his mother smelling on their last Christmas together.
The moral: You never can tell what type of impact you may make on another's life
by your actions or lack of action. Consider this fact in your venture through
life.
I WAS HOLDING A NOTICE FROM my 13-year-old son's school announcing a meeting
to preview the new course in sexuality. Parents could examine the curriculum and
take part in an actual lesson presented exactly as it would be given to the
students.
When I arrived at the school, I was surprised to discover only about a dozen
parents there. As we waited for the presentation, I thumbed through page after
page of instructions in the prevention of pregnancy or disease. I found
abstinence mentioned only in passing.
When the teacher arrived with the school nurse, she asked if there were any
questions. I asked why abstinence did not play a noticeable part in the
material. What happened next was shocking. There was a great deal of laughter,
and someone suggested that if I thought abstinence had any merit, I should go
back to burying my head in the sand. The teacher and the nurse said nothing as I
drowned in a sea of embarrassment. My mind had gone blank, and I could think of
nothing to say. The teacher explained to me that the job of the school was to
teach "facts," and the home was responsible for moral training. I sat
in silence for the next 20 minutes as the course was explained. The other
parents seemed to give their unqualified support to the materials. "Donuts
at the back," announced the teacher during the break. "I'd like you to
put on the name tags we have prepared - they're right by the donuts and mingle
with the other parents."
Everyone moved to the back of the room. As I watched them affixing their name
tags and shaking hands, I sat deep in thought. I was ashamed that I had not been
able to convince them to include a serious discussion of abstinence in the
materials. I uttered a silent prayer for guidance. My thoughts were interrupted
by the teacher's hand on my shoulder.
"Won't you join the others, Mr. Layton?" The nurse smiled sweetly at
me. "The donuts are good."
"Thank you, no," I replied.
"Well, then, how about a name tag? I'm sure the others would like to meet
you."
"Somehow I doubt that," I replied.
"Won't you please join them?" she coaxed. Then I heard a still, small
voice whisper, "Don't go." The instruction was unmistakable.
"I'll just wait here," I said.
When the class was called back to order, the teacher looked around the long
table and thanked everyone for putting on name tags. She ignored me. Then she
said, "Now we're going to give you the same lesson we'll be giving your
children. Everyone please peel off your name tags." I watched in silence as
the tags came off. "Now, then, on the back of one of the tags, I drew a
tiny flower. Who has it, please?"
The gentleman across from me held it up. "Here it is!"
"All right," she said. "The flower represents disease. Do you
recall with whom you shook hands?" He pointed to a couple of people.
"Very good," she replied. "The handshake in this case represents
intimacy. So the two people you had contact with now have the disease."
There was laughter and joking among the parents. The teacher continued,
"And whom did the two of you shake hands with?"
The point was well taken, and she explained how this lesson would show students
how quickly disease is spread. "Since we all shook hands, we all have the
disease."
It was then that I heard the still, small voice again. "Speak now", it
said, "but be humble." I noted wryly the latter admonition, then rose
from my chair. I apologized for any upset I might have caused earlier,
congratulated the teacher on an excellent lesson that would impress the youths,
and concluded by saying I had only one small point I wished to make.
"Not all of us were infected," I said. "One of us
...abstained."
Written on the second day of the war with Iraq, circa 2003.
Lesson to a son
The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My
husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the
Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our
country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation.
My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in
our front living room window. He told him:
"Son, stand there and tell me what you see?"
"I see trees and cars and our neighbors houses." he replied.
"OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United
States of America and you are President Bush."
Our son giggled and said "OK."
"Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house
and yard on this block is a different country." my husband said.
"OK Dad, I'm pretending."
"Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and see that man come
out of his house with his wife and he has her by the hair and is hitting
her. You see her bleeding and crying. He hits her in the face, he throws
her on the ground, then he starts to kick her to death. Their children
run out and are afraid to stop him, they are crying, they are watching
this but do nothing because they are kids and afraid of their father. You
see all of this son....what do you do?"
"Dad?"
"What do you don son?!"
"I call the police, Dad."
"OK. Pretend that the police are the United Nations and they take your call,
listen to what you know and saw but they refuse to help. What do you do
then son?!"
"Dad, but the police are supposed to help!" My son starts to whine.
"They don't want to son, because they say that it is not their place or your
place to get involved and that you should stay out of it," my husband
says.
"But Dad...he killed her!!" my son exclaims.
"I know he did...but the police tell you to stay out of it. Now I want
you to look out that window and
pretend you see our neighbor who you're pretending is Saddam turn around
and do the same thing to his children."
"Daddy...he kills them?"
"Yes son, he does. What do you do?"
"Well, if the police don't want to help, I will go and ask my next door neighbor
to help me stop him." our son says.
"Son, our next door neighbor sees what is happening and refuses to get involved
as well. He refuses to open the door and help you stop him," my
husband says.
"But Dad, I NEED help!!! I can't stop him by myself!!"
"WHAT DO YOU DO SON?"
Our son starts to cry.
"OK, no one wants to help you, the man across the street saw you ask for
help and saw that no one would help you stop him. He stands taller and
puffs out his chest. Guess what he does next son?"
"What Daddy?"
"He walks across the street to the old ladies house and breaks down her door
and drags her out, steals all her stuff and sets her house on fire
and then...he kills her. He turns around and sees you standing in the
window and laughs at you. WHAT DO YOU DO?!!!"
"Daddy..."
"WHAT DO YOU DO?!!!"
Our son is crying and he looks down and he whispers, "I close the blinds,
Daddy."
My husband looks at our son with tears in his eyes and asks him... "Why?"
"Because Daddy.....the police are supposed to help...people who needs it....and
they won't help....You always say that neighbors are supposed to HELP
neighbors, but they won't help either...they won't help me stop
him...I'm afraid....I can't do it by myself...Daddy.....I can't look out
my window and just watch him do all these terrible things and...and.....do
nothing...so....I'm just going to close the blinds....so I can't see what he's
doing........and I'm going to pretend that it is not
happening."
I start to cry.
My husband looks at our nine year old son standing in the window, looking
pitiful and ashamed at his answers to my husbands questions and he tells
him...."Son"
"Yes, Daddy."
"Open the blinds because that man....he's at your front door..."WHAT
DO YOU DO?!!!!"
My son looks at his father, anger and defiance in his eyes. He balls up this
tiny fists and looks his father square in the eyes, without hesitation he
says: "I DEFEND MY FAMILY DAD!! I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM HURT MOMMY OR
MY SISTER, DAD!!! I'M GONNA FIGHT HIM, DAD, I'M GONNA FIGHT
HIM!!!!!"
I see a tear roll down my husband's cheek and he grabs my son to his chest
and hugs him tight, and cries..."It's too late to fight him, he's too
strong and he's already at YOUR front door son.....you should have stopped
him BEFORE he killed his wife. You have to do what's right, even if you
have to do it alone, before......it's too late." my husband whispers.
THAT scenario I just gave you is WHY we are at war with Iraq. When good men
stand by and let evil happen, that is the greatest EVIL of all. Our
President is doing what is right. We, as a free nation, must understand
that this war is a war of humanity. WE must remove this evil man from
power so that we can continue to live in a free world where we are not
afraid to look out our window and see crimes on humanity. So that my
nine year old son won't grow up in a world where he feels that if he
just "closes" his blinds the atrocities in the world won't
affect him.
Today
the second day of "WAR on IRAQ" I felt compelled to write this and
pass it along. Hopefully, you will understand the lesson my husband
tried to teach our son.
"YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT
ALONE!"
BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
BE PROUD OF OUR PRESIDENT!
BE PROUD OF OUR TROOPS!!
SUPPORT THEM!!!
SUPPORT AMERICA!!
SO THAT IN THE FUTURE OUR CHILDREN WILL NEVER HAVE TO CLOSE THEIR BLINDS...."
The junior high school principal had a problem with some
girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they
would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints. So he spoke to the
teachers and asked them for their help. They promised they would speak to the
girls, but after two weeks, the situation didn't improve at all. He even
called a few of the girls parents who were his friends for their advice, but
to no avail. The mirrors were constantly a mess.
Finally he thought of a way to stop it.
One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took
them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the
lipstick off the mirrors. You could see the young girls smiling at each other,
all nodding publicly but smirking to one another.
The principal then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate how
difficult it was to clean the mirrors. The custodian took a long handled
brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the
mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.
1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.
3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
4. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience.
5. Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
6. Take naps and always stretch before rising.
7. Run, romp, and play daily.
8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
9. Be loyal.
10. Never pretend to be something you're not.
11. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
12. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them
gently.
13. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
14. Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
15. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
16. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
17. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
18. No matter how often you are criticized, don't buy into the guilt thing and
pout. Run right back and make friends.
Author Unknown
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: DEAREST WIFE, JUST GOT CHECKED IN...EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it
does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by
a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to
be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT & T and it went
something like this:
Me: (swallowing) Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T...
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes This is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that,
surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my
surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Byron?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Byron.
Me: Well whatever it is, I'm really not interested but thanks for calling.
When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express
yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested," but
this lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Byron, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a
minute, but she at no time used the word "rate." I could clearly see
that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little
ciphering.
Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes sir,
that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the
end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I
get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per
year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a
minute.
Me: Wait a minute here!!! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are
you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but......
Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents
a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal
telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you
know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
AT&T: No sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for.....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later?
AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes Mr. Byron. Please hold.
So now AT&T has me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat
while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I
have a mouth full of food:
Supervisor: Mr. Byron?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute
program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth?
Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is.
Me: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to
suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort). No,
actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could
sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was
helping you.
Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end
this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the
other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up
for our plan?
Me: Do you have that "friends and family" thing because you can
never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a
little brother...
AT&T: (click)
The following quotes were taken from actual medical
records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard
Lederer, Ph.D., for the Journal of Court Reporting.
By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling
better.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely
disappeared.
She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very
hot in bed last night.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. I have
suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then when he stands
with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need
disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.
The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with
only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in
early December.
The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original
complaints.